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RECENT COMPANY NEWS

TinyZoo / December 11th

Conway Industries unveils TinyZoo with 'Jerry', a 1/10th scale giraffe, the companies first successful milestone on the path towards achieving its goal to create miniature zoo animals to help teach children about science from the convenience of their classroom. The largely under the radar program was launched in response to Obama's initiative "to bring science into the classroom" and successfully received grant funding. In a recent interview CEO Dan Campbell pointed out that "Successful congressional lobbying has helped strip away restrictive legislation which will lead to many other miniature versions of everyone's favorite zoo animals in the coming years."

SomniActive / November 18th

Conway Industries announces the SomniActive system after the successful trials of a technology which allows video generation from visual thought. SomniActive research began over a decade ago after after the 2001 Patriot Act prompted the launch of the NeuroSoldier division of the The United States Military. Besides the obvious interest to Homeland Security, SomniActive has been lauded as a highly effective tool for psychologists to monitor and treat a large array of mental disorders as well as a method to collect information that might be otherwise difficult to access. "Eventually we'd like to offer a consumer model of SomniActive for home entertainment purposes, allowing everything from new types of gaming to dream screenings." said CEO Dan Campbell at the press unveiling.

BioNav Research Facility / May 23rd

Together with other industry leaders Conway Industries has spurred innovation with the launch of BioNav, an offshore research and development vessel that conducts cutting edge research without governmental oversight. Among initial projects is NeuroChip, a company that is attempting to bring Perceptive Therapy into the mainstream. Conway Industries' CEO Dan Campbell said "With the formation of NeuroChip we're celebrating our first successful brain implant which is able to augment the perception of those suffering from mental disorders. Of course there are many other uses to explore from remote control behaviors and of course consumer recreation.” BioNav's chief areas of research include human cloning, cyborg enhancement and genetic modification

BuddyGuard 2.0 / October 3rd

Conway Industries is proud to announce the successful launch of the BuddyGuard™ 2.0 robotic education system. BuddyGuard is a government subsidized program that offers poor and underprivileged children support by providing them with a robotic 'friend'. "BuddyGuard helps these children with school work, engages them at playtime and protects them from bullies by means of a built in tazer." Said CEO Dan Campbell. When asked about the ill-fated launch of BuddyGuard 1.0 which was doomed by a critical flaw that categorized almost everyone as a bully. Campbell simply said "have great faith in the new firmware and have recalled the majority of all 1.0 systems without incident.”

ZyCorp / February 3rd

The ZyCorp program was created as an initiative to reduce the cost of gene splicing as to make it accessible to parents who wanted to costumize their offspring. But definitive progress was made possible when the program was sponsored by the Elton John Foundation. CEO Dan Campbell said "Thanks to EJF we're excited to be celebrating the creation a healthy zygote, in other words a pre-embyonic ball of splitting cells, derived from the genes of two sperm." Campbell went on to say "We’re excited to pave the way for homosexual men, or any two men for that matter, to create offspring made up of their combined genetic material”. ZyCorp's future plans are to make it easy for parents to pick all sorts of characteristics for their children, from hair and eye color to body type and social inclinations.

GloPets /September 16th

GloPets emerged directly as a result of research that unfolded in the quest to launch EverYoung Labs. Conway Industry researchers were able to successfully splice parts of jellyfish DNA that enabled that enabled them to "glow in the dark" when viewed under certain light conditions. CEO Dan Campbell said in an interview: "Green Fluorescent Protein (GFP) is typically used for research purposes, but we thought 'why not do something a little less boring with it?'" When asked about the vision for GloPets he continued by saying: "We all know kids who are scared of the dark. Well what type of pet could be better than a glow in the dark pet?"

EverYoung Labs / April 1st

Conway Industries emerged from its privately held research facility with the launch of its first spin off company EverYoung Labs. CEO Dan Campbell announced to the press: "EverYoung labs is celebrating the healthy first birthday of ‘Tuck‘ the companies eldest and most genetically successful 'permakitten‘." When asked about the technology Campbell informed the audience that "Thanks to isolation of the Greenberg gene," so named after Leyah Greenberg who’s body had shown some unusual aging processes" EverYoung Labs has created a technology so that kittens can stay kittens, for life."